MIL, has arrived and the fun begun

[Norma]

You know it is too easy for me to be slutty! It is my second nature! LOL!
Love ya! Norma

[Flash]

Well all, the MIL finally leaves today! But YES, I did the wad of cash thing!!!!!!
Wedbesday night, DH and I were going to the New Years Eve Party at our fav Beach Bar with some friends. Well I was determined that I was going to give the old b@tch a real good lesson. First I dressed in one of the sluttiest outfits I think I could have put together. I wore my micro mini short denim skirt, commando, my bright orange string bikini top, belly chain, hoop earings, and my one and only pair of strappy high 5 inch heels with 1 inch platforms. I paraded by her when leaving and said to my DH, I should clean-up tonight looking as hot as I do! She just grunted. Well we had a blast at the party, and got home about 3, and of course she is waiting for us. We walk in and, yes, I am feeling very little pain, well I really play act staggering in and I had the wad of cash (Had two $50s on out side and a 100 $1 bills insside so when rolled it looked huge) right on the top of my purse, so I act like I trip and drop my purse and of course this wad of cash pops out! Her eyes look like dinner plates, and I say, "OOPS, Silly me! I almost lost my cut from all my tricks tonight!" She just storms off into her room not saying a word and she has not send a word to either of us since, except yesterday while DH and I were eating some lunch she tells us that she was leaving today, and doesn't know when she will be coming back to visit us and spent all yesterday packing! It was so much fun to really piss her off. It felt so good. Mission Accomplished!
Thank-you girls for the idea, I could not have done it without you!
Love ya! Norma
Priceless!!!!!
And we love you, Norma! You bit your tongue all week - then got your point across in one grand entrance. You KNOW she gets it. So, IF she calls her son that she wants to visit again, I hope his answer will be, we'd love to have you, Mom, if you come with your respect for my wife.
You would think his mom would be grateful to the woman who is giving her son so much happiness. Live Well, Sweety - you deserve it. :yes:

[Norma]

Thanks! I thought I put on a great performance!
Love ya! Norma

[Vikki~]

Originally Posted by Norma

Well all, the MIL finally leaves today! But YES, I did the wad of cash thing!!!!!!
Wedbesday night, DH and I were going to the New Years Eve Party at our fav Beach Bar with some friends. Well I was determined that I was going to give the old b@tch a real good lesson. First I dressed in one of the sluttiest outfits I think I could have put together. I wore my micro mini short denim skirt, commando, my bright orange string bikini top, belly chain, hoop earings, and my one and only pair of strappy high 5 inch heels with 1 inch platforms. I paraded by her when leaving and said to my DH, I should clean-up tonight looking as hot as I do! She just grunted. Well we had a blast at the party, and got home about 3, and of course she is waiting for us. We walk in and, yes, I am feeling very little pain, well I really play act staggering in and I had the wad of cash (Had two $50s on out side and a 100 $1 bills insside so when rolled it looked huge) right on the top of my purse, so I act like I trip and drop my purse and of course this wad of cash pops out! Her eyes look like dinner plates, and I say, "OOPS, Silly me! I almost lost my cut from all my tricks tonight!" She just storms off into her room not saying a word and she has not send a word to either of us since, except yesterday while DH and I were eating some lunch she tells us that she was leaving today, and doesn't know when she will be coming back to visit us and spent all yesterday packing! It was so much fun to really piss her off. It felt so good. Mission Accomplished!
Thank-you girls for the idea, I could not have done it without you!
Love ya! Norma

OMG LMAO Norma the old battle ax B**** deserved every bit of that i love it .... how funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! and yeahhhhhhh she is outa there ~~ HAPPY NEW YEAR GF!! LOL

[Norma]

Vikki, yes she did! And she got it! Right now she is on the road and out of my house!
Love ya! Norma

[Canadian Princess]

Originally Posted by Norma

Well all, the MIL finally leaves today! But YES, I did the wad of cash thing!!!!!!
Wedbesday night, DH and I were going to the New Years Eve Party at our fav Beach Bar with some friends. Well I was determined that I was going to give the old b@tch a real good lesson. First I dressed in one of the sluttiest outfits I think I could have put together. I wore my micro mini short denim skirt, commando, my bright orange string bikini top, belly chain, hoop earings, and my one and only pair of strappy high 5 inch heels with 1 inch platforms. I paraded by her when leaving and said to my DH, I should clean-up tonight looking as hot as I do! She just grunted. Well we had a blast at the party, and got home about 3, and of course she is waiting for us. We walk in and, yes, I am feeling very little pain, well I really play act staggering in and I had the wad of cash (Had two $50s on out side and a 100 $1 bills insside so when rolled it looked huge) right on the top of my purse, so I act like I trip and drop my purse and of course this wad of cash pops out! Her eyes look like dinner plates, and I say, "OOPS, Silly me! I almost lost my cut from all my tricks tonight!" She just storms off into her room not saying a word and she has not send a word to either of us since, except yesterday while DH and I were eating some lunch she tells us that she was leaving today, and doesn't know when she will be coming back to visit us and spent all yesterday packing! It was so much fun to really piss her off. It felt so good. Mission Accomplished!
Thank-you girls for the idea, I could not have done it without you!
Love ya! Norma

Oh Norma! I'm so proud of you!

[Ginny]

Originally Posted by Norma

Vikki, yes she did! And she got it! Right now she is on the road and out of my house!
Love ya! Norma

Hey Norma! I just spent the last half hour catching up and reading this thread! OMG!!! What a wacko woman... soooo sorry you had to endure that! The only thing missing from it was a pic of the outfit you had on holding the wad of $$$...oh my gosh.....

[midget]

Originally Posted by Norma

Well all, the MIL finally leaves today! But YES, I did the wad of cash thing!!!!!!
Wedbesday night, DH and I were going to the New Years Eve Party at our fav Beach Bar with some friends. Well I was determined that I was going to give the old b@tch a real good lesson. First I dressed in one of the sluttiest outfits I think I could have put together. I wore my micro mini short denim skirt, commando, my bright orange string bikini top, belly chain, hoop earings, and my one and only pair of strappy high 5 inch heels with 1 inch platforms. I paraded by her when leaving and said to my DH, I should clean-up tonight looking as hot as I do! She just grunted. Well we had a blast at the party, and got home about 3, and of course she is waiting for us. We walk in and, yes, I am feeling very little pain, well I really play act staggering in and I had the wad of cash (Had two $50s on out side and a 100 $1 bills insside so when rolled it looked huge) right on the top of my purse, so I act like I trip and drop my purse and of course this wad of cash pops out! Her eyes look like dinner plates, and I say, "OOPS, Silly me! I almost lost my cut from all my tricks tonight!" She just storms off into her room not saying a word and she has not send a word to either of us since, except yesterday while DH and I were eating some lunch she tells us that she was leaving today, and doesn't know when she will be coming back to visit us and spent all yesterday packing! It was so much fun to really piss her off. It felt so good. Mission Accomplished!
Thank-you girls for the idea, I could not have done it without you!
Love ya! Norma

So what did your husband think about your performance? lol I think that is just great !

[Ana~!]

Originally Posted by Norma

Well all, the MIL finally leaves today! But YES, I did the wad of cash thing!!!!!!
Wedbesday night, DH and I were going to the New Years Eve Party at our fav Beach Bar with some friends. Well I was determined that I was going to give the old b@tch a real good lesson. First I dressed in one of the sluttiest outfits I think I could have put together. I wore my micro mini short denim skirt, commando, my bright orange string bikini top, belly chain, hoop earings, and my one and only pair of strappy high 5 inch heels with 1 inch platforms. I paraded by her when leaving and said to my DH, I should clean-up tonight looking as hot as I do! She just grunted. Well we had a blast at the party, and got home about 3, and of course she is waiting for us. We walk in and, yes, I am feeling very little pain, well I really play act staggering in and I had the wad of cash (Had two $50s on out side and a 100 $1 bills insside so when rolled it looked huge) right on the top of my purse, so I act like I trip and drop my purse and of course this wad of cash pops out! Her eyes look like dinner plates, and I say, "OOPS, Silly me! I almost lost my cut from all my tricks tonight!" She just storms off into her room not saying a word and she has not send a word to either of us since, except yesterday while DH and I were eating some lunch she tells us that she was leaving today, and doesn't know when she will be coming back to visit us and spent all yesterday packing! It was so much fun to really piss her off. It felt so good. Mission Accomplished!
Thank-you girls for the idea, I could not have done it without you!
Love ya! Norma

Norma, you are just priceless!

I can imagine the look on the monster-in-law's face when you did that - wish you would have had a video camera running for us to preserve the moment!

Good for you, Norma, you sure know how to handle stuff!

[mrs.savvy]

Originally Posted by Norma

Thanks! I thought I put on a great performance!
Love ya! Norma

any photos of this?!!? I would love to see what you looked like I'm sure you were a hottie that night! Oh wow, this thread is hilarious! I'm glad she's gone so things can go back to normal!!

[Kimmie]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! LOVE IT! I was laughing hysterically at this..been keeping up with the thread, it's been too good to pass up. The ladies here are just great. I'll need to keep these things in mind with my BF's mother...she is so jealous of me...she has no real reason to be that way, and she's snooty, her hubby has money so she thinks she's to be the MAIN center of attention at any event. I don't even go ar ound her anymore cause I'm afraid I'm gonna say something bad. But.........I do enjoy knowing I can get her goat if I want to.
Again...this was just the best way to start my morning....I really hope for your sake that this puts MIL in her place and lets her know she's acting like an @ss and you're not going to tolerate it. Here's to a new year...CHEERS!

Kimmie

[Norma]

No, pix at present but I will get my DH to take some when I am slutted up....gosh that will be easy, just have hime take a pic anytime!

Kelsey, we made love like two rabbits cause we were both so turned on by it!

Love ya! Norma

[Norma]

Thanks Kimmie, but I doubt it will phase her for long. She is just a b@tch to me to her core!

Love ya! Norma

[Mel292]

Norma I just don't know how you do it. But I guess you have fun with it - that would be the best way to keep your sanity. I agree there's probably no getting through to her - can't teach an old dog new tricks.

[Norma]

Mel, it isn't easy but ya do what you have to do!

Yes, she is definitely an old dog!!!

Love ya! Norma

[mitziegail]

OMG Norma, you are my HERO! I wanna be you when I grow up! :notworthy2:

[13rittany]

Originally Posted by Norma

Well all, the MIL finally leaves today! But YES, I did the wad of cash thing!!!!!!
Wedbesday night, DH and I were going to the New Years Eve Party at our fav Beach Bar with some friends. Well I was determined that I was going to give the old b@tch a real good lesson. First I dressed in one of the sluttiest outfits I think I could have put together. I wore my micro mini short denim skirt, commando, my bright orange string bikini top, belly chain, hoop earings, and my one and only pair of strappy high 5 inch heels with 1 inch platforms. I paraded by her when leaving and said to my DH, I should clean-up tonight looking as hot as I do! She just grunted. Well we had a blast at the party, and got home about 3, and of course she is waiting for us. We walk in and, yes, I am feeling very little pain, well I really play act staggering in and I had the wad of cash (Had two $50s on out side and a 100 $1 bills insside so when rolled it looked huge) right on the top of my purse, so I act like I trip and drop my purse and of course this wad of cash pops out! Her eyes look like dinner plates, and I say, "OOPS, Silly me! I almost lost my cut from all my tricks tonight!" She just storms off into her room not saying a word and she has not send a word to either of us since, except yesterday while DH and I were eating some lunch she tells us that she was leaving today, and doesn't know when she will be coming back to visit us and spent all yesterday packing! It was so much fun to really piss her off. It felt so good. Mission Accomplished!
Thank-you girls for the idea, I could not have done it without you!
Love ya! Norma

hahahaaha!!! priceless your awesome!!

[Brenda9]

Originally Posted by Norma

"Oh, already left the street corner for the evening!

Love ya! Norma

Norma,

You have a corner? I want a corner! How do you get one? Does it have your name on it? Do you rent, rent to own, or own it now? Do you have to file with the State like a deed? Can you sell it? Can you own more than one corner and lease the others out? Are North, South, East or West corners the best? Finally, can you tie your MIL to the lamp post on your corner and leave here there?

[Norma]

Brenda!!!! You are ahoot girl!
Yes, I have my very own street corner, I had to apply with the city to get the licence to it and it has a little sign on the corner that has, "This Street Corner, Worked by Norma, Violaters will be Arrested!".............................
Wish I could tie MIL to it!!!!

Love ya! Norma